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Name:
Vincent Valentine
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Undead gun-wielding hero seeks adventuresome foul-mouthed blond pilot with which to copulate and snuggle. Must be able to make toast and spread cream cheese evenly, as well as be comfortable with days of silence and the occasional screaming nightmare. In return, I'll love you like a fat kid loves cake.

It has come to my attention that people are taking an interest in our daily lives. I'd explain it, but as in most things, I defer to the Captain.

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